I've Nowhere Else to Put This

List of items discarded in mad attempt to slightly de-hoard my parents house while my mother is away recuperating from spinal surgery:

• paper grocery bag of expired Jello mixes
• 30 year old dead-beat brother who lives at home's nunchucks
• books titled "Clean House, Clean Planet" and "Unclutter Your House," both so dusty their titles could not be seen.

I suspect it will only get worse. Also, I'm discovering a latent allergy to dust.