Citizens of Whoville, take a 'lude...

At my local grocery store yesterday, they'd already put out Christmas trees. Pause a moment and soak that in. I like a good long holiday break as much as anyone, but at the beginning of October? Seriously?

If the attention span of the world has shrunk two sizes too small, I guess that means I'm going to have to tie the reindeer horn to my poor pooch's head even earlier this year.