Random bullets of sleepiness

So...tired...must escape...grading jail.

• found Black Box - in panic bag in trunk of car, with backups of dissertation, two black pens, and fleece blanket. is that really all I figured I needed to survive a grad school apocalypse?
• where did these papers come from? did I assign them?
• why are students breaking down now? must drink caffeine in preparation for grade arguments

Please...send help. Or a pillow with a file (or a new red pen) tucked inside. Tell the guard it's for me.