Signs my blog has been successful...

Rather than start today focusing on more serious things, today deserves a little humor. So I present some of the most recent search terms that have brought me readers:

• "atomic stomp"
• "cruisin in my six four"
• "charity prom dress drives"
• "conclusion for country music"

Obviously, this pleases me as it is exactly the high-brow demographic I'm looking for coupled with the focus and clarity that you've come to expect from all things Curmudgeon.