Props

My honors student just rocked his defense. We're talking panties on the stage, audience members fainting, lighters in the air, smoke 'em if you got 'em rocked it.

Said the outside member, "It's the first time I've ever considered - let alone been able to give an A+ to one of these."

Said the inside member, "It feels like a well-developed outline to a book. Why aren't you applying to graduate schools?"

I am, as you can tell, more than a little proud of what that student accomplished.