Excerpts from the Weekend

"I don't understand how you could not like networking," she said. "Meeting people is fun."

"Networking isn't meeting people. Meeting people is meeting people. Networking is meeting people with the express hope of bettering yourself. I find that more than a little sad."

"It isn't that calculating. Anyone can do it."

"Given many homeless people your business card?"

Backwards and in heels...

Just watched the Sarah Palin interview on Nightline. Honestly, all that foreign policy experience we've heard about comes down to: "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."? Really? And global warming is God's will?

Wow.

It's like reality tv meets politics. We must all hope - or pray if that's your bag - that there doesn't wind up being a swimsuit competition. The only thing that could make this scarier would be to see McCain in his speedo.