Finger-waggers, salt-rubbers, to your marks...

Remember way back when, I mentioned that my assignment load was going to come back and bite me in the ass? Probably a few of you thought, in classic academic Vaudeville fashion, "then don't set up assignments like that."

That's right. I'm in grading hell, trying to get set for a conference and make it so that midterms has something truly fair to report. And so, now is your chance, my darlings. It worked for Groucho, and it'll work for you. So:

Doctors, it hurts when I have to grade all this.

And you say...