Random bullets of sleepiness

So...tired...must escape...grading jail.
  • found Black Box - in panic bag in trunk of car, with backups of dissertation, two black pens, and fleece blanket. is that really all I figured I needed to survive a grad school apocalypse?
  • where did these papers come from? did I assign them?
  • why are students breaking down now? must drink caffeine in preparation for grade arguments
Please...send help. Or a pillow with a file (or a new red pen) tucked inside. Tell the guard it's for me.
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3 comments:

  1. ashNovember 27, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    grad school apocalypse. that one almost made me fall off my chair.

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  2. BelleNovember 27, 2007 at 5:12 PM

    Is there a pipeline for caffeine in your wing of grading hell? Not in mine, desperately needed.

    My semi-trained rats can't even figure out how to nibble on the awful papers. What good are they?

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  3. Dr. CurmudgeonNovember 27, 2007 at 7:36 PM

    "Grad School Apocalypse" would make a great Flash game...

    And sadly, no caffeine pipeline. It probably doesn't help that I don't drink coffee (which makes me a heretic in several parts of the country).

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