Union, Yeesh!

From the file of things you never want to hear your union rep say:
"But then people would call me and ask me to help them..."
Or:

"Well, it isn't as though any of us are here for the money."
Which can only elicit the response: "Yes, but I'd like to be." Or, defeating the purpose of the union entirely:

"Why don't you talk them about that, and if it works, let us know."
I'll do that. But it was best when I heard:

"We weren't involved in those negotiations."
Huh? Then who was involved? Did the administration negotiate with themselves? Or did you tell someone to negotiate themselves and let you know how it was going to go?

Or Maybe I Woke Up on the Right Side of the Same Old Bed

The drive to campus this morning was blissful.

Last night, watching election results with colleagues, we compared our estimates of how many of our students voted. I extolled the virtues of my students, confident that at least 60 percent of them voted. And when I polled my first class, I happily found my guess was low. I gave them some praise - I didn't care who they voted for, I said, but I was proud of them for voting. Blissfully, I walked back to my office and prepared for the next class of the day.

Coming down the stairs on the way to my second class, I ran into my Dean who was beaming and asked, "Are you elated? I'm elated. I cried this morning when I listened to that speech again. I want to write all my professors who ever taught me any Civil Rights history. Aren't you elated?"

My Dean is effusive normally, but this was an entirely other level. This was Dean enthusiasm turned up to 11. And I was right there with her. I told her about my students voting, and that I felt like this is this generation's Kennedy moment. That I finally had an answer for a moment of history that I'd always remember that wasn't negative.

Then the conversation turned serious.

"It's a shame about what happened," she said.

Confused, I asked.

"About the graffiti," she said, with a sigh.

I didn't know about any graffiti, but it turns out someone on campus scrawled some ugly racial comments around campus. At least one piece of it was in an indelible form and required sand blasting to be removed, letting us know that Obama equals a racial slur. And in my second class, a student mentioned that there was evidently a Facebook stats flame war between Democrat and Republican student supporters.

A colleague reported later that a student in one of his classes said, "I'm tired of watching black people crying on TV just because a black man was elected President."

And another said a student told him of the graffiti, "It's just people expressing an opinion. What's the big deal?"

I've got some perspective on all this now, though for most of the evening, I and many of my colleagues were at wit's end. Evidently, we felt, we've failed in some truly fundamental way, not because of votes but because of a failure of empathy. It took me awhile to gain the perspective that my Dean had, able to keep that elation in the harsh light of our own campus events. Certainly, this election signaled that we've come a lot of metaphorical miles. But the morning after served as a reminder that we've got miles to go.

The Thing I Think I'll Remember...

...is the image of Jesse Jackson crying. Of all the things, I can't imagine, it'd be having to wait this long, to fight that much to get to see a moment like this.

One less dream deferred. One less dream denied.

I don't know what else I could say about this moment and this victory, so I'll hush and enjoy history as it happens.

Here's looking forward to a better, brighter future!

I Don't Know What It Means

So here on Election Day, I came into the office as I usually do - late, distracted, secretly longing for another go at my pillow, uncertain what my purpose was to be for the day.

All the usual.

I took my lunch down to the communal refrigerator where it could be manhandled and repositioned over the course of the day by anyone who cares to, no doubt aiding in the distribution of vital flavor juices (usually over the inside of the bag it's all resting in). I stopped to talk with a colleague to ask about their evening and to complain about their students. And then back to the office. Setting my bag down, I noticed something amiss on the door to my office, which I'd now seen and passed at least four times.

Like I said, I come in distracted. Sue me.

Taking a closer look, I saw this image taped to my door with no indication of who put it there or why.


Finding it quite funny, I repositioned it so short folks wouldn't have to strain to see it. But still, I wonder who put it there and what their secret message was.

I've cast my vote, allowing me to upset my uncle and to gripe for the next four years if it all goes wrong. And, of course, there was no waiting and no documents checked for me beyond the voter registration postcard itself. I wish everyone else would have it so easy.

But, regardless, happy Election Day. I hope you're doing - or have done - your part.

A Photo Meme

I thought I'd take a little break and do something different. I came across a photo meme awhile back, and I'd been sitting on it for awhile. I won't actually reveal my answers to the questions that spawned the photo, as a bit of contemplation seems like a nice thing. Some of them are obvious (though not always the ones you think).


Want to give it a try? Here's how:
  1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
  2. Using only the first page, pick an image. (You can arrange by "Most relevant," "Most recent," or "Most interesting.")
  3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd's mosaic maker.

The Questions:

1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. Favorite drink?
7. Dream vacation?
8. Favorite dessert?
9. What you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. One Word to describe you?
12. Your flickr name.

Eventually, maybe I'll reveal some of the search terms (and I'm almost certain to reveal what order the photos go in relation to the questions for anyone who isn't sure).

As always, I won't tag anyone, but if you do the meme, let me know 'cause I'd love to see what you come up with. Enjoy (and don't forget to vote).

Talking About Politics

To start out, let me admit, I'm tired of talking about politics, and so naturally, I must blog a bit about it.

I'm ready to retire some phrases - "energize the base" is key among them.

I'm tired of local political campaigns in particular, as they've been extra vicious around these parts, and edited like downscale heavy metal videos. Many of them don't seem to have managed to settle on one message per commercial, and so blast you with a laundry list of alleged sins of each candidate sprinkled with refutations of whatever sins they themselves have been accused of. And I'm tired of having an elephant in the room that many people prefer to avoid.

Tonight, my parents phoned to tell me that my crazy uncle (mentioned here and here) is not only "disappointed with my politics," which he and I only spoke of once - in August - but is trying to use that to pressure my parents and younger brother into voting his way. My mother - he's her brother, after all - is particularly upset at this seeming division of family loyalty and so a considerable portion of our conversation was spent explaining my view on politics. It's a view I've tried to express to students who ask about such things, as well.

It goes something like this:
I don't care who you vote for, really, as long as you vote your conscience. I don't expect you to think like I do or to do what I do. I gave up the idea that I'm right about everything awhile back, and often don't see where I am wrong even when it's staring me in the face (or pointed out to me time and time again). Generally speaking, I think the only difference between Republicans and Democrats is what they say to justify behaving in reprehensible ways. And so, I won't tell you who I'm voting for. Unless you ask, in which case, I assume you can deal with a difference of opinion. And I won't ask who you want to vote for because I like a difference of opinion a little too much for most people.
So I'm tired of talking politics, even as I recognize this is a vitally important election (I won't go so far with the hyperbole about it being the most important one in my lifetime). I'm tired, because politics is a strange taboo, and I like poking at taboos, but I get tired of apologizing for it.

So good luck on election day. I'll pack a bag and plan on leaving a forwarding address in case of surprises, and otherwise, I'll expect that the world will march on pretty much as it does now come Wednesday morning.

Job Tracking - Week 8

Somehow, in spite of having what would seem to have been a light Friday with a guest speaker and only one advising appointment, this week has kicked my ass up and down the street. But I did manage two more applications since last week.

It's funny because my applications have clustered up nicely this year in a way they haven't before. I've got three locations where I've got more than three jobs clustered within 90 miles. And several other jobs are in very desirable spots. That's pretty exciting even if the number of job possibilities has slowed down pretty dramatically. One of the good things about a blog is that, when I'm not working to obfuscate where I am or what I do, it's a pretty good record of how things went before, and so I am reminded here that it took me almost a month longer last year to have this many applications out. There's also word that the dream job of last year's crop (or as close as it came) might well have a new position come up, though last year they'd already been plotting interviews while this year they don't have their postings out.

Anyway, here's the status for this week.
Total # of academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified: 17/20
Total # of non-academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified 0/0
COST OF THE SEARCH
Total spent in U.S. dollars on applications: $148.37
Average cost in U.S. dollars per applications: $8.73
Total spent in U.S. dollars on travel, etc: $0
Total amount in U.S. dollars reimbursed: $0
WHERE THE CALL CAME FROM:
The Chronicle of Higher Ed: 3
HigherEdJobs.com: 0
Other online service (listserv, etc): 14
Friend/Colleague: 2
Personal Research: 1
THE JOB IS IN THE DETAILS
Total number of paper submissions: 15
Total number of e-submissions: 2
Total weight in pounds of application packets: 19.69
Total number of recommendation letters requested: 33
Total number of requests for references: 5
Total number of "proof of teaching excellence" packs : 8
Total number of requests for Teaching Philosophy :7
Total number of research packs: 11
Total number of transcripts requested: 2
WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
Total number of acknowledgments of receipt: 13
Total number of confirmed reference contacts: 0
Total number of phone interviews: 0
Total number of conference interviews: 0
Total number of on-campus interviews: 0
Total number of offers: 0
Total number of rejection letters: 0
Total number of canceled or unhired positions: 0
And that's that. More next week.