Job Tracking - Week 10

Bigger fish are being fried this week than jobs. There's been a lot of discussion about the racial tensions flying around here. But there are some ideas that I feel good about the things that are being discussed (there'll be a post coming about this shortly, I think). That's taken up most of my free time, and fortunately, there's not been any pressing deadlines for applications.

But the bright side is that there have been some new job openings that I've found, so my goal to have 25 applications out is still a possibility.

Here's last week's totals. And the numbers for this week are as follows:
Total # of academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified: 17/25
Total # of non-academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified 0/0
COST OF THE SEARCH
Total spent in U.S. dollars on applications: $148.37
Average cost in U.S. dollars per applications: $8.73
Total spent in U.S. dollars on travel, etc: $0
Total amount in U.S. dollars reimbursed: $0
WHERE THE CALL CAME FROM:
The Chronicle of Higher Ed: 9
HigherEdJobs.com: 0
Other online service (listserv, etc): 14
Friend/Colleague: 2
Personal Research: 1
THE JOB IS IN THE DETAILS
Total number of paper submissions: 15
Total number of e-submissions: 2
Total weight in pounds of application packets: 19.69
Total number of recommendation letters requested: 33
Total number of requests for references: 5
Total number of "proof of teaching excellence" packs : 8
Total number of requests for Teaching Philosophy :7
Total number of research packs: 11
Total number of transcripts requested: 2
WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
Total number of acknowledgments of receipt: 15
Total number of confirmed reference contacts: 0
Total number of phone interviews: 0
Total number of conference interviews: 0
Total number of on-campus interviews: 0
Total number of offers: 0
Total number of rejection letters: 1
Total number of canceled or unhired positions: 0
More soon!

Nevermind the Wine, Bring on the Cheese

Sure, there's a lot of serious things happening in academia, and I'm on the job market, and my students are freaking out.

But - particularly as I'm about to head to yet another Friday afternoon administrative meeting - I don't want to spend a moment talking about any of those things. And also, I note that the level of commenting has dropped off on my blog and on many others, and this bothers me a little because, really, who wants to just shout out into the void?

Clearly, for both of these reasons, something pointless and fun is required.

So I'm thinking lots about mix-tapes and CDs lately and, in a conversation the other night, was trying to get to what the cheesiest 1980s's pop I-like-you song would actually be. Be prepared to support your answers. I won't give my pick(s) since I'm (often) obtuse in these things and so it once took an entire mix tape of songs for me to clue in to just how much someone liked me.

I Can't Decide...

...exactly how many ways this headline indicates a story that is not and never should be news:
Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend not enjoying prison
God help me, internets, why am I forced to see this stuff?

Watching "Body of War"

I'm halfway through "Body of War" on the Sundance Channel, and it's a heart breaker, worth the time to watch it. If you don't get Sundance, and you can't find a copy, you can purchase it online (if you purchase it from Pearl Jam.com, and 25 percent of the DVD sale will go to Tom Young, the injured vet who is the focus of the film).

I've got to say that the care with which this is handled is amazing. There's sensitivity and there's even some humor that comes through from those involved. What's most impressive - and distressing - is how elegantly and succinctly group-think worked in regards to the Iraq war. One of the amazing things about the documentary process is the moment where editing shows you just how pervasive the rhetoric was: the President, then senators, then us, repeating the same phrases as though saying them enough, loud enough could make them true.

There's an image that was just shown of a widow keeping watch over the body of her husband the night before his funeral, and it brought tears to my eyes. It's followed by the voice over of the President joking at a press dinner about not being able to find weapons of mass destruction. And then the realization that those who made the call were insulated from its effects.

It's distressing to see just how many times the question "What will it cost?" is asked, and how often the full range of what a war might cost - the costs beyond dollars and cents - was never even part of the discussion.

I won't tell you much more about it, but I do strongly encourage you to give it a viewing.

While My Tea Gently Steeps

I knew it was going to be a rough day when, even after coming in from running the pup this morning and taking a long, hot shower, my voice couldn't come above my "I'm very angry but must not give any indication by raising my voice" level. How could anyone expect me to function over the course of the day when I couldn't even sing along to "Fat Bottom Girls" in the car on the way to campus?

My throat seems to be the place that all sickness starts with me. Usually, once a term around the time the weather changes for good, it acts up. But today was beyond the usual level. What's strange about it is that usually getting sick makes me feel like I'm moving slow, but everything I've done today and everywhere I've been has felt like I'm trying to move at warp speed in a crowded area populated by clones of my arthritic grandfather. Maybe that's just the nature of the area I live in. Scrawled on the back of a postcard that never got sent, I found this failed haiku a few nights ago that seems to some up some of my experiences while out and about:
sour faced grandmothers
shrunken, radiate in slow
nods, their disapproval
That's how the day feels (okay, really, that's how the last few years have felt).

And so I wasn't surprised when I came home to find I was going to have to, yet again, go at Verizon. But to do it without a voice? Even my mug of hot tea wasn't enough to cut through all of it. Verizon's made an enemy of me. Having signed up for a bundling package with them, they've manged to mess up and demand overpayment on my bill each of the first three months I've been with them. Worse, the company's customer service sets new lows every time I'm forced to call them. And I'm forced to call them almost weekly now, trying to get the credit for the over-payments applied properly. It's funny because customer service is one of the places I'm least "Curmudgeon," having worked for years in similar industries and so, recognizing that it usually isn't a person at the other end of the line who deserves the ire and that patience usually wins the day. But this is honestly trying me, and I'm ready to swear off ever working with Verizon. And I'd certainly recommend to anyone else considering them to never work with them.

The day wasn't all bad, of course. I found some new positions to apply for, which is pretty exciting. And most of my students are set for the next term. I've dealt with the study abroad folks and the students who are failing out of my graduation-gateway course.

The term is winding down and winter has arrived. There are trips on the horizon - to see friends at Thanksgiving and family at Christmas. Those are the things I'm trying to focus on. Even if I can't belt out Queen first thing in the morning.

Ways to Induce Job Panic: A List

The following is a list - though only a beginning - of ways to give one's self job panic. I write this as a cautionary tale to others on the market. Do these things at your peril.
  1. Post a list of jobs you've applied for where you can see it easily anytime you look up from work
  2. Speak with a colleague who doesn't like their job but has failed or refuses to try to get out
  3. Find information on the job on a Wiki
  4. Fail to information on the job on a Wiki
  5. Create a Google Earth map of places you have applied. Consider the desirability of these places in relation to your publication record
  6. Show a friend any aid in your job search (the Google map, the list of jobs etc). Allow them to speak
  7. Tell a family member or a friend you have applied to a job near them
  8. Tell a colleague you're applying then attend a meeting where you offer some part of a vision for the future of the place you are trying to leave
  9. Tell one colleague but not another
  10. Review your applications after they have been sent
I'm certain I'll be adding to this list. No doubt you all know of some things I'm missing.

Job Tracking - Week 9

You know, searching for jobs always seems like a theoretical exercise until one of two things happens: you get the first contact for an interview or you get the first rejection.

This week, the job search got it's first injection of reality: the first rejection.

You can approach the job rejection a few ways. My first inclination is always to try and figure out why. But this is a virtual impossibility, particularly when you're receiving an early-process rejection. I tend to break rejection letters into two categories: early-process and late-process. Early-process rejection letters are the ones that come while the search is still being conducted - they let you know you didn't make the cut. Late-process, come further along - usually after someone's been hired.

Early-process rejections almost never tell you anything useful, and you'll drive yourself crazy trying to figure anything out. Because they give so little information and because the process itself is likely not completed, there's no easy way to make sense of it. At least late-process rejections give you the chance to figure out (eventually) who got the job, and sometimes that helps and sometimes it doesn't. All this letter gave me was a polite acknowledgment - and only just, because the attempt to avoid giving information or reason for complaint leads to a bureaucratic simulacra of politeness that looks like the real thing but that never quite satisfies -
and an idea of how many applications there were (more than 150).

It's a competitive market, folks. And so all I can do is get back on the horse and wait to see what's happening with the other applications that are out there. It helps that I've received a few of these letters before, and that this school was applied to largely because it was a Name School and in a place that, rumor has it, I'd probably have enjoyed.

I also dropped a position from consideration this week. I decided that I'll keep the number listed in the total identified, but that I won't be applying. There are a few reasons why, all of which came from deeper research into the department and the school. A few recent articles - the last six months - in The Chronicle have made it apparent that the school is in the throes of some things I'd rather not have to deal with. And a look at the department made it clear that their view of the topics they're asking for someone to teach are mapped on to the field don't mesh with where I see it.

And so, onward! Here's last week's stats. And here's the numbers for this week:
Total # of academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified: 17/20
Total # of non-academic jobs applied for/# of jobs identified 0/0
COST OF THE SEARCH
Total spent in U.S. dollars on applications: $148.37
Average cost in U.S. dollars per applications: $8.73
Total spent in U.S. dollars on travel, etc: $0
Total amount in U.S. dollars reimbursed: $0
WHERE THE CALL CAME FROM:
The Chronicle of Higher Ed: 3
HigherEdJobs.com: 0
Other online service (listserv, etc): 14
Friend/Colleague: 2
Personal Research: 1
THE JOB IS IN THE DETAILS
Total number of paper submissions: 15
Total number of e-submissions: 2
Total weight in pounds of application packets: 19.69
Total number of recommendation letters requested: 33
Total number of requests for references: 5
Total number of "proof of teaching excellence" packs : 8
Total number of requests for Teaching Philosophy :7
Total number of research packs: 11
Total number of transcripts requested: 2
WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
Total number of acknowledgments of receipt: 14
Total number of confirmed reference contacts: 0
Total number of phone interviews: 0
Total number of conference interviews: 0
Total number of on-campus interviews: 0
Total number of offers: 0
Total number of rejection letters: 1
Total number of canceled or unhired positions: 0
No new applications out this week, either, though I do hope to get the last two out shortly. It's one of the crunch times of our term, so I'm feeling okay about it. Besides, two applications are quick to do now.

Until next week...